On Pitchfork
- MOster: See now this is exactly what I'm talking about.
- MOster: The Pains of Being Pure at Heart are an indie rock band which formed in 2007 in New York City, New York, United States.
- MOster: ...
- aub: FORMED in 2007
- aub: in NEW YORK.
- MOster: so naturally we had to book them on our fest as soon as they had any music that they recorded
- MOster: sounds like a super halfass slowdive coverband
- MOster: as is the style in nyc just now
- MOster: el skippo
- aub: That is the magic formula. N (= current year) - 2 years + New York City = PFork love
- MOster: HAHAHA
- MOster: It must be queens or something uncool like that
- aub: hahahaha
- MOster: cuz it it was brooklyn or some noise, you know it would say it
- aub: yeah Williamsburg is so 2004
- MOster: fuckin' nyc
- aub: I just hate the name of the song "This Love Is Fucking Right!"
- aub: Please proceed to punch me in my twee little uterus.
- MOster: that's retarded.
- MOster: wait, is your little uterus twee?
- MOster: it could totally play pitchfork!
- aub: Yeah it's called Shinjukuterus
- aub: (sorta like japandroids)
- MOster: oh god
- MOster: hahahahaha
- MOster: I'm afraid you have to put something together now just to have that title
- MOster: it is Written
