Growing Fat on Sound
On Pitchfork
MOster: See now this is exactly what I'm talking about.
MOster: The Pains of Being Pure at Heart are an indie rock band which formed in 2007 in New York City, New York, United States.
MOster: ...
aub: FORMED in 2007
aub: in NEW YORK.
MOster: so naturally we had to book them on our fest as soon as they had any music that they recorded
MOster: sounds like a super halfass slowdive coverband
MOster: as is the style in nyc just now
MOster: el skippo
aub: That is the magic formula. N (= current year) - 2 years + New York City = PFork love
MOster: HAHAHA
MOster: It must be queens or something uncool like that
aub: hahahaha
MOster: cuz it it was brooklyn or some noise, you know it would say it
aub: yeah Williamsburg is so 2004
MOster: fuckin' nyc
aub: I just hate the name of the song "This Love Is Fucking Right!"
aub: Please proceed to punch me in my twee little uterus.
MOster: that's retarded.
MOster: wait, is your little uterus twee?
MOster: it could totally play pitchfork!
aub: Yeah it's called Shinjukuterus
aub: (sorta like japandroids)
MOster: oh god
MOster: hahahahaha
MOster: I'm afraid you have to put something together now just to have that title
MOster: it is Written
Preposterous

pre·pos·ter·ous
Pronunciation:
\pri-ˈpäs-t(ə-)rəs\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Latin praeposterus,
literally, in the wrong order, from prae- + posterus hinder, following — more at posterior
Date:
1542



Me: How is The Cure headlining
over MBV at Coachella. Who the fuck is responsible for this ?
Rosa: haha i dunno, dude.
ME:
FUCKING LEONARD COHEN
ME: Leonard Cohen listed
UNDER Paul McCartney, Morrissey and Franz Ferdinand? And only just above Conor Oberst? (Really?!)
Rosa: omg. i almost just spit water out
Me: Oh my god, someone is seriously asking for theater tickets.
Rosa: haha i love you aubrey. you’re ridic
Me: Leonard Cohen should [at the very least] be billed SECOND if not FIRST